According to metric time, there are thirteen centuries in a Warhog Month. Warhog Month is the best 13 centuries/longest month of the millennia ever invented.
In Warhog Month, pigs learn how to temporarily fly, claim war on each other, and eventually overthrow the humans.
- They poop burritos.
- Smell like pancakes.
- Force clowns to eat you while you're sleeping.
- Have HD vision.
- Use their tale as a pogostick.
This all ends with the end of the 13th century though, when Klacmarg the Jupiterian King kills all of the Warhogs.
So for all of you crazy people who believe anything you read, including this stuff I just made up, feel free to start a ridiculous cult about the Warhogs and make everyone think that you're crazy, which you are.