Here at Awesome Incorporated, we have convinced Mother Nature to switch over to the metric system. It has been put into effect everywhere except for America, because they don't believe in making virtually everything easier.
The way this system works is that there will be 100 seconds in a minute, 10 minutes in an hour, and 10 hours in a day.
The Calendar changed to. Now there is 10 days in a week, 10 weeks in a month, 10 months in a year, 10 years in a decade (Way different), 100 decades in a century (NOT A MILLENIUM), and 13 centuries in Warhog month (I'll write an explanation on that later).
Mother Nature says that this will benefit everyone except for America. America's New Years will advance at a third the speed of other countries, while everywhere else will have discovered alien civilizations in another decade.