<![CDATA[Awesome - Awesome Articles]]>Thu, 26 Nov 2015 09:19:49 -0800EditMySite<![CDATA[Metric Time]]>Sun, 02 Feb 2020 16:36:25 GMThttp://awesomejs.weebly.com/awesome-articles/metric-timeHere at Awesome Incorporated, we have convinced Mother Nature to switch over to the metric system. It has been put into effect everywhere except for America, because they don't believe in making virtually everything easier.
The way this system works is that there will be 100 seconds in a minute, 10 minutes in an hour, and 10 hours in a day.
The Calendar changed to. Now there is 10 days in a week, 10 weeks in a month, 10 months in a year, 10 years in a decade (Way different), 100 decades in a century (NOT A MILLENIUM), and 13 centuries in Warhog month (I'll write an explanation on that later).
Mother Nature says that this will benefit everyone except for America. America's New Years will advance at a third the speed of other countries, while everywhere else will have discovered alien civilizations in another decade.  
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<![CDATA[warhog month]]>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 12:25:31 GMThttp://awesomejs.weebly.com/awesome-articles/warhog-monthAccording to  metric time, there are thirteen centuries in a Warhog Month. Warhog Month is the best 13 centuries/longest month of the millennia ever invented.
In Warhog Month, pigs learn how to temporarily fly, claim war on each other, and eventually overthrow the humans.
Additional Details:
  • They poop burritos.
  • Smell like pancakes.
  • Force clowns to eat you while you're sleeping.
  • Have HD vision.
  • Use their tale as a pogostick. 
This all ends with the end of the 13th century though, when Klacmarg the Jupiterian King kills all of the Warhogs. 
So for all of you crazy people who believe anything you read, including this stuff I just made up, feel free to start a ridiculous cult about the Warhogs and make everyone think that you're crazy, which you are.

EnlaRGED IMAGE of a wARhog

    THIS IS A SURVEY

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